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Y'all are just getting out of control with these damn weddings.

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64 Comments

  • Missy says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 8:36 am

    Ooh Scared me! The cake looks nothing like her!
  • stacey says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    I thought the doll was a dead person.
  • Sha says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    I was thinking the same thing Stacey!!!!
  • DT says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    It did!!!
  • David says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    I think the dress is pretty. That cake is just scary though
  • BlueMonday says:

    Posted October 18, 2008 at 1:58 am

    This BITCH is crazy, but I will give her ten points for weirdness, did the really eat that sh!t?
  • MissJoy29483 says:

    Posted October 18, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Ugly azz dress and ugly azz cake.
  • Tia B says:

    Posted October 18, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    Hell naw!! Dats just funny.
  • maddamj says:

    Posted October 19, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    MY MAMMA TOLD ME IF U DON’T HAVE NOTHEN NICE TO SAY, DON’T SAY NOTHEN AT ALL.

    so: NO COMMENT!!!!

  • Lake says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 1:32 am

    I like the idea…gotta find out where she had that made…LOL
  • opinion18distributor says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 4:53 am

    I’m confused :-/ is that applique on the top? is this supposed to be indicative of a wedding cake? man fukk it!
  • lipgloss says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    That is just tacky
  • CoOk!E lOcO says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 11:45 pm

    i know right dat is tacky
  • Danigurl says:

    Posted October 22, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Vanity Thy name is this ghetto bizzneeyotch. at least her husband cant say he wasnt warned…
  • Chi_cay says:

    Posted October 22, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    I dont think i want to eat any part of her body, even if it is just a cake. lmao
  • mizzjessica says:

    Posted October 23, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    I WOULDNT WANNA WAKE UP WITH THAT CAKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK!
  • Frank Nitti says:

    Posted October 24, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    Damn …what a waste of money
  • Miss Remarkable says:

    Posted October 27, 2008 at 10:10 am

    i couldn’t eat a cake that looked like me. and on top of that…what about the damned groom? i know it’s “her day” and all but doesn’t he get some love too?
  • kceleste81 says:

    Posted October 27, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    She should have went to Ace of Cakes…they wouldve come closer than wahtever bootleg bakery she paid to make that piece of shyt
  • mstee says:

    Posted October 27, 2008 at 11:18 pm

    why is all why I mean what the Got damn
  • MissCutie says:

    Posted October 30, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    O…….K. I have no words. Im speechless
  • blaquebisexualbabe says:

    Posted November 11, 2008 at 3:35 am

    I LOVE IT! NOT GHETTO AT ALL IT IS FRICKEN AWESOME…
  • WildChild says:

    Posted November 12, 2008 at 10:20 am

    ummmm….okkkkkk. wtf?
  • msbling says:

    Posted November 16, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    ummmmmm…. why!!!! pictures of your wedding day just wasn’t good enough? you are so vain, in beside it’s ugly…..
  • choc_o_latte says:

    Posted November 22, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    So what are they gonna save for thier first year anniversary? Her head on a silver platter?
  • Terrie says:

    Posted November 30, 2008 at 2:09 am

    You mean the groom had to EAT her twice that night? lol
  • Dezzombiesnder says:

    Posted December 8, 2008 at 6:30 am

    I’m giving her 10 points for weirdness too, did she really marry him?
  • Armenta says:

    Posted December 9, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    The bride’s dress wouldn’t be bad looking if it weren’t for the flowered fabric mess on the front. I agree – The cake is very creepy! Just creepy shyte!
  • Larry says:

    Posted December 11, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    The doll looks more like the man in the background(in drag…low down dirty drag!!)
  • Civil says:

    Posted December 19, 2008 at 1:40 am

    Does somebody love themselves? LOL
  • NOBELLA says:

    Posted January 9, 2009 at 2:21 am

    I REMEMBER THIS STORY YOU KNOW HE PAID A LOT OF CHEESE FOR THIS SHIT RIGHT. THEY SHOULD OF USED THAT MONEY TO GO TO AMSTERDAME AND SMOKE ALL THE WEED THEY COULD GET BUT THATS JUST ME. FUCK THAT I WANT TO SMACK BOTH OF THEM THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!!
  • ace says:

    Posted January 13, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    the cake look like perfessor klumps mama
  • Tubbs. says:

    Posted January 13, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    I bet you he cut the head.
  • JUSTBEINGME says:

    Posted January 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    LMAO @ CHOC O LATTE
    FO SHO @ MIZZJESSICA
    AINT THAT THE TRUTH @ FRANK NITTI
  • pamsham says:

    Posted January 19, 2009 at 3:22 am

    WONDER WHAT FLAV THE CAKE IS.. AND DO U FREEZE THE HEAD, BECAUSE ITS THE TOP LAYER FOR THE FIRST ANNIVERSARY? IT’S DIFFERENT TO SAY THE LEAST…HMMMM, I’D HOLD MY PLATE OUT FOR A SLICE IF I WERE AT THE RECEPTION.
  • msblenda says:

    Posted January 21, 2009 at 9:29 am

    i saw that episode. it took 5 months to make. not somethin i would’ve done , but hey….
  • marionwilliams says:

    Posted January 22, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    …is she wearing white?
  • Bionic says:

    Posted February 1, 2009 at 9:26 am

    Incredible. Stupid AND incredible. I guess that makes this incredibly stupid. lol
  • LordHamMercy says:

    Posted February 17, 2009 at 7:22 am

    Maybe, you are just a “little” vain, ma
  • Symiley says:

    Posted February 18, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NOW THAT’S A BIT MUCH
  • MZEVERYMANDREAM says:

    Posted February 23, 2009 at 11:30 am

    YOUR WEDDING DAY POSE TO BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS TELL THE MAN SHE DIDNT WANT TO GET MARRIED NOT EMBARRASS HIM AND HERSELF. SHE MADE A MOCKEREY OUT OFF WAT THE TRUE MEANING OF MARRAIGE IS.
  • Hipichik says:

    Posted February 26, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    The symbolism of everyone having ‘a peice of the bride’ tickles me!

    But it’s also the reason why this is the tackiest wedding cake I’ve ever seen.

  • sydneyola says:

    Posted February 27, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    maybe it was a good idea at first
  • LordHamMercy says:

    Posted March 1, 2009 at 4:28 am

    They’ll be divorced in the next three years and that gigantic azz cake will be one of the reasons.
  • Oooo Nooo! says:

    Posted March 2, 2009 at 2:44 am

    Ghetto!
  • phatcat says:

    Posted March 6, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    A waste of flour sugar and eggs.
  • AngelFace says:

    Posted March 8, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Well damn…I heard of personalization but damn..
  • Indiana says:

    Posted March 11, 2009 at 10:47 pm

    Shit, I did’nt know that was a damn cake until I read the comments.
  • lady b says:

    Posted March 17, 2009 at 12:06 am

    her husband should be jealous now, cause everybody gets to “eat” her! LMAO!!!
  • Honey Flavor says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    She needs to whoop the person that suggeested she does that ass. Shit her nukka should have said something
  • Just my thoughts... says:

    Posted March 22, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    What’s even more stupid is she paid close to $7000 for that cake!!!
  • Thatssometack says:

    Posted April 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    i bet the ppl making it were making jokes through out the whole process. who does this shit lol wack ass lady. get over urself.
  • miss.skeezy J says:

    Posted April 22, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    well i like the dress and the cake.i’m just tryin to be nice.bulllllshit
  • BlackBarbie says:

    Posted May 8, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    its her Wedding Day & She got Her cake..She must not Love Her Husband 2 much because obviously it was HER WEDDING..
  • its tha truth says:

    Posted June 1, 2009 at 2:00 am

    the dress is gorgeous, its unique the cake is too
  • Mallory says:

    Posted June 1, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    The cake looks like a corpse; the idea is tacky; if they didn’t decapitate her then they split her shit down the middle. My brain has had a “That’s some stupid shit” overload. Shutting down!!!
  • J says:

    Posted June 19, 2009 at 12:59 am

    Now dazz some ghetto fabulous SHzzzIT! Da cake and ya DADDY…oops dazz ya MAN!
  • Lisa says:

    Posted July 24, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    ha ha! the lovely bride and groom and the cake made up like the lonely left behind mother who wishes it was her? I still don’t get it – what does this have to do with ghetto?
  • JLo Philly says:

    Posted August 22, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    These are some funny comments! OMG! Did I read it took 5 months to make? What the hell?! Who wants to eat freezer burned cake? And after the first year it’ll be even worse. Maybe the marriage won’t make it that long?
  • its a Mental Illness says:

    Posted August 27, 2009 at 10:59 am

    That cake has narcissistic written all over it. The bride has to be totally self absorbed to have a cake like this at her wedding. Her husband better get ready, cause it sounds like his wifey is going to need massive amounts of attention
  • Nita says:

    Posted October 22, 2009 at 4:28 am

    OMG!!! That B@#&* has lost her damn mind!!!
  • angie says:

    Posted October 27, 2009 at 1:13 am

    First of all,I think it was uniqueand very different. Yeah it is a little darker than her but you all couldn’t expect it to be perfect…it’s a copy not the original. Secondly, if your man loves you enough to pay $7000 just for a cake that’s he’s not even on….KUDOS TO YOU!! Sounds like some jealous people out there. Come on, give credit where credit is due. The baker has talent and a vivid imagination!!!
  • Ms. K says:

    Posted November 12, 2009 at 1:27 am

    Okay LISA please get a clue… It looks like that cake will take forever to eat. Of course Im sure this was the narcissistic’s Brides idea. If she was gonna do something like this, she should have had her and her husband together in a half bust display. That is just crazzzzy!!
  • AB says:

    Posted November 16, 2009 at 3:57 am

    I really dont want to be eaten

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