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Not Really A HGMBorderlineA True Hot Ghetto Mess (21 votes, average: 4.81 out of 5)

21 Votes | 91 Comments

91 Comments

  • MissC says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Is that ground beef on his chest?
  • AlwaysHatedOn says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Helmet Head with the burnt toast looking chest lmao.. This nukka think he sexy…!!! lmao… NOT!!!!! water head mo-fo..
  • beautii.babii says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    THAT IS DISGUSTING. HE HAD THE NERVE to SHAVE UNDER HIS ARMS, BUT LEFT DEL TACO ON HIS CHEST… WTF
  • netty says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    he needs to shave
  • Trin says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Gyat damn! This nucca got ta be da black sheep of his family. “baa ba black sheep have u any wool…”
  • Nadine says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    he got dat taco meat on his chest! lol
  • jaybay says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    his chest needs a perm
  • Ragga Benz says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Clawd have mercy!….this fool’s hair migrated from his head to his chest!…He so happy that it didn’t leave completely, so he vowed not to touch it……Boy if you don’t get yo big jug head azz inside and put a hot comb to them damn John Pickett on yo chest!(as the old folks in the de islands would say)!
  • innocent says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    @ ragga benz i can teach you som island talk lol
  • I Appologize... SIKE!!! says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    What in the furry teenage mutant ninja turtle hell is going on here? How can you shave your head but not your chest hair?? seems like your razor shaved the wrong spot bruh…. *notice that he has no hair underneath his arms either* WTF
  • reddogman says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Any woman that would get turned on by this mess should have her head examined.
  • REDBONE says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    BURNT GROUND BEEF,,,ALL OVER THIS DUDES CHEST,,UGGGGGGGG NASTY..YUCK
  • MZ. JACKSON says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    EWWW!! I HATE CHEST HAIR AND THIS TACO MEAT IS EXACTLY WHY…BLAH!
  • says: says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    I bet his boyfriends back has all kinda rug burn scars.
  • Iceprincess says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Chia pet lookin bitch! Lmao
  • lanynga says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 7:15 pm

    YOU KNOW, I LOVE NATURAL MEN BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS! CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT HE PUBIC HAIRS LOOK LIKE? RUB THE SKIN OFF YOU!!!
  • lanynga says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    “HIS” PUBIC HAIRS
  • Azura_Skye says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    This negro has topsoil growing out of his chest!
  • leelee says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 8:30 pm

    eww…god…really?
  • Diva Dee says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Nicca,yo chest needs a Mizani relaxer and Infusion leave-in conditioner.LMAO!!!!!
  • Mz Rox says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 9:30 pm

    There’s a new product out now called SMOOTH AWAY! Painless! Use it my brotha!
  • Swagga says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    Why this nicca got the snappy nappy chest. Just for me kit nikka, just for me!!!
  • kimsy says:

    Posted March 18, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    ROFLMAO!!!! You guys are too funny!!! Well, at least he’s not ashy.
  • sexnhoney says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 1:18 am

    im just making a face right now….. ew
  • Ragga Benz says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 1:35 am

    Thanks, but no thanks innocent…..I am from the islands…..don’t need to be taught!
  • (๑`ω´๑) says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 2:29 am

    Lol

    I’m gonna laugh so hard if this dude shows up to tell us off for laughing at him. ‘Cause that seems to happen a lot.

  • Bad B says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 3:58 am

    HE IS AN IDIOT…
  • Oh hell naw nicca got crabs on his chest says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 4:22 am

    Looks like a patch of burnt tumble weeds and ima bout to take a lawn mower to it.
  • Breezy says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 8:33 am

    MAYBE IT’S A CALIFORNIA CURL ?? COULD BE ??
  • haniluvzpink says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I wonder if he ever used that to scrub his pots with in a pinch?
  • Hipichik says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 10:17 am

    In the thumbnail pic I thought he had a tattoo on his chest…
  • cece says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 10:22 am

    shirt-$2.00
    photographer-$0.50
    Taking a picture with an un-shaven brillo chest
    ————–$0.00-PRICELESS!
  • phresh_510 says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 10:46 am

    How bruh gon shave his under arms , but leave all this nasty ground beef on his chest ….. ugh!!!
  • whywhiteywhy says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 11:06 am

    I said hands on your head and face the wall, not pose for HGM…now spread em. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be held against you, you have the right to a hot comb for that chest, if you cant afford one, one will be provided at no cost. You have the right to look like a busted Dam Dash and I see you didn’t waive that right….
  • BUSTY says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    U DON’T NEED TO DO THAT.LEAVE YOUR SHIRT ON.
  • jc says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    His chest hairs look rougher than a brilo pad
  • msdivaatl says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    I need to kick his asssssssssssssssssssss
  • dreaxoxo says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    1–he might be gay
    2–he might not bathe. i have natural hair and it looks NOTHING like that. i doubt he takes care of himself
    3–seriously why shave everything but your chest and have the neerve to pose w/o a shirt on
    4–is this a prison photoshoot?
  • cinnamonn says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
  • Deebo77 says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE THIS NIGGA ., DID NOT KNOW HE WAS SUPPOSE TO CUT THE TACO MEAT OFF BEFORE TAKING “SEXY PICTURES” .. THIS WEBSITE IS TOO MUCH i AM HAVING A BALL LAUGHING LIKE A MUITHA FUCKA AT WORK…..NIGGAS !
  • BIGCOOKIE says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    THAT IS NOT SEXY
  • WestIndiePrincess says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    HAHahahahaha…..
    And you can’t tell him he’s not sexy…with all dem bun-up popcorn kernels pon his chest!!!
  • NoniBerryJuice says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    Titties should never be nappy….
  • narock says:

    Posted March 19, 2009 at 10:08 pm

    chest hair is nappier than a goats ass
  • MrXL says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 12:15 am

    sissy!
  • lil nickey says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 12:30 am

    WTF!!! THIS IS NOT THA 70S…
  • shakin my head in the 757 says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 12:35 am

    THIS NIGGA HERE. HE REALLY THINK HE SEXY. SOMEBODY RUB A DUKE OR SOME KINDA SUPER RELAXER ON HIS CHEST, A OLD SKOOL LYE CONK.
  • Dee Dee says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 3:38 am

    This is why I dont eat ground beef, ground turkey, or ground chuck!!!! W.T.F……? Really are you serious? Sexy? I think not!!!
  • tashayla white says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 3:47 am

    hahahahah WTF?? he should b ashamed of hymself
  • Hate Me Cause U Ain't Me says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 9:25 am

    IT IS A SAD DAY WHEN A PERSON HAS MORE HAIR ON HIS CHEST THEN UNDER HIS ARMS!! LMAO!
  • sasha says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 11:22 am

    1. why is he pose like that?
    2. why his eyebrows tweezed too perfect?
    3. why did he shave his underarms instead of his chest?
  • lala says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Keep it on the DOWNLOW lookin azz
  • Str8nULive says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 11:27 am

    ROTFLMAO……well I hope my girl don’t post a photo of me up in HGM…..cause my chest has twisty-locks….ROTFLMAO….
    I love yall up in here….laughter is good for the soul.

    Peace

  • this shit is fucked up says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    is he supposed to be sexy?

    fukin taco meat for chest hair.

  • KROW says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    HE GON SHAVE HIS ARMPITS AND NOT THAT CHEST!
  • Ragga Benz says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    Sasha….I just noticed the well maintained eyebrows myself……This is definitely a rec time photo at the local penitentiary….they must have offered him a month supply of smokes to pose with the naps on his chest!……..prison hoochie!
  • QueenOfSpadeZ says:

    Posted March 20, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    DAMN DID ALL THE HAIR MIGRATE TO HIS FUCKING CHEST? LMFAO!!!!
  • ms primrose says:

    Posted March 21, 2009 at 9:40 am

    HE’S CUTE! AT LEAST HE DOESN’T HAVE A GLOCK IN HIS HAND.
  • Pearl The Landlord says:

    Posted March 21, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    Yeah I guess he’s cute in an unmanly sorta way. I love the word “sissy”, cracks me the hell up. This nicca got his shirt off because that shit on his chest is eatin right through them. He is a nappy mess.
  • Just a Thought says:

    Posted March 22, 2009 at 3:46 am

    Not nipples,…napples.
  • LordHamMercy says:

    Posted March 22, 2009 at 6:06 am

    WTF is up with the nappy taco meat pictures..Shave that shit off, gotdammitt!!!!
  • ay_yo_LaiLA says:

    Posted March 22, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    EWWW. HAMBURGER MEAT. YUCK.
  • seanjohn says:

    Posted March 23, 2009 at 3:43 am

    why does he have flies crawling all over his che– oh snap all that is hair!! eww, very caucasian, not a good look bruh.
  • eddy g says:

    Posted March 23, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    ewwwwwww!
  • Devyus says:

    Posted March 24, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Wow he shaves his armpit hair, his eyebrows, his head but doesn’t think he needs to shave the afro growing off of his chest.
  • kbaby says:

    Posted March 24, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    why do i have the sudden urge to run for the border?
  • slapu2sleep says:

    Posted March 25, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    look at all that taco meat and them titties my GOD!!!!
  • sugaplum says:

    Posted March 25, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    shave the chest hair
  • MissK says:

    Posted March 26, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    Why is he posing with all that nappy hair on his chest! He needs a Super Fabulaxer for them naps! Better yet he needs a bic and a can of shaving cream! He has the nerve to have his eyebrows waxed & arched but left his chest looking like tha?
  • Dana Delae' says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    LMBAO @ MissK!!!!!!!
  • Armenta says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    WTF! ILK! Is that one of those jail pictures! A HGM!
  • Tia B says:

    Posted March 28, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    das not ghetto is jus plain nasty he need to comb dat shit!! :)
  • mz virgo says:

    Posted March 28, 2009 at 9:15 pm

    perm that shyt… for real
  • Black Pearl says:

    Posted April 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    And he sirious Az HEEELLLL wit dat taco meat on his chest. lmmfao!
  • lillover says:

    Posted April 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    He grew the hair on his chest and not on his head. funny man
  • Vince says:

    Posted April 6, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Somebody get an s-curl for his chest!
  • leedy1 says:

    Posted April 8, 2009 at 11:28 am

    fuck a s-curl that chest needs a perm
  • vabchlady37 says:

    Posted April 8, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Shit soo knotty….Wilson couldn’t even pick that.
  • T says:

    Posted April 23, 2009 at 3:49 am

    Ewwwww….looks like it itches! YUCK
  • makes-no -DAMN-sense says:

    Posted April 23, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    hey he aint sexy he needs to b shot no shiggity
  • Deebo77 says:

    Posted April 29, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Sasha good eye!
  • Kitten says:

    Posted April 29, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    GOTDAMN HE HAS THE NAPPY TACO MEAT ON HIS CHEST!
  • grwnazwoman says:

    Posted May 1, 2009 at 10:32 am

    that is not cute..look like some dirty azz carpet on his chest
  • WRISTTHICK9 says:

    Posted May 4, 2009 at 10:35 am

    NIGGA I GOT A WEED EATER AT MY GRANDDADDY HOUSE, IMMA PUT 16 PIECES OF CORD ON THAT BITCH AND SUM DIESAL GAS AND ATTACK YO CHEST HAIR LIKE IT WAS THE KU KLUX KLAN!! THEN WHY YOU SHAVE UNDA YO ARMS YOU FUDGE PACKIN CHICO STICK RIDIN FUCK BOY. LMAO WITH ALL THAT CHARBROILED CHILI MEAT ON YA FEMININE ASS CHEST. SUCK A TRUCK EXHAUST YOU FUCKIN HOMO. LMAO BITCH!!!!!
  • shawnta says:

    Posted May 7, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    Why shave the underarms and not that taco meat on his chest?
  • nappy top says:

    Posted May 12, 2009 at 12:39 am

    someone give me a ligter so i can burn that sheit off
  • BOOKWORM says:

    Posted May 18, 2009 at 12:56 am

    lmao ewwww
  • AceBoogie says:

    Posted May 23, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    taco meat ass chest lol and he really think he somethin sexi
  • 2_funny_4_ya says:

    Posted May 28, 2009 at 12:32 am

    ALL I GOTTA SAY IS

    HE GOT ENOUGH MEAT FOR A NACHO BELLGRANDE ON HIS CHEST THATS NOT CUTE HOMIE!

  • Mallory says:

    Posted June 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm

    Alright my brotha, a little bit of nappy chest hair is ok but if you were going to shave, maybe you should have chosen your chest instead of your arm pits.
  • Dime.Curvez says:

    Posted May 7, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Ewww, I bet yall his Ass Hairs are all in a twist too!

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