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Where is Tim Gunn when you need him?  At least his shit is well-tailored.

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102 Comments

  • Layla K says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 9:28 am

    Who let Willy Wonka out of the factory…LOL
  • PimPeTTe78 says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 9:44 am

    well, it don’t hurt that he’s fine as hell too. lol. Pimp on Pimpin’
  • MIKE says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    THATS HARD
  • Sha says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    OMG He looks like a gay super hero!
  • Missy says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    LOL, I was just saying super pimp!!
  • Melzwyf says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    I’m mas because he fine as a mofo, but damn
  • Honiie says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    KILL YOSELF…TWICE!!! LOOK LIKE A PACK OF COTTON CANDY BUBBLICIOUS EXPLODED IN HIS POCKET.
  • BlueMonday says:

    Posted October 18, 2008 at 2:12 am

    This is just ridiculous, all looks and no MUTHERFUCK!N brains!!!!!!!!!
  • Giggle says:

    Posted October 18, 2008 at 2:45 am

    I’m not gonna talk about him too badly… He could’ve pulled this off better if he’d chosen a different color scheme, for real. I’ve heard it said that pink is the new black, but this is ridiculous! Is he in the Future Pimps of America club at his school?!
  • Jus says:

    Posted October 18, 2008 at 10:50 am

    The adventures of Captain Cotton Candy!
  • Kutebootz says:

    Posted October 18, 2008 at 2:02 pm

    He is looking very heterosexually challenged in this outfit!
  • Tia B says:

    Posted October 18, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    What is he a gay pimp?
  • krucial says:

    Posted October 19, 2008 at 12:45 am

    yall killin me!
  • johnny says:

    Posted October 19, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    That is some BULLSHIT.
  • sybrina says:

    Posted October 19, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    willie wonka thats funny
  • Candace says:

    Posted October 19, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    lmao@Honiles comment. F*ckin hilarious!
  • dezznutz says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 7:38 am

    the powder pimp lives again
  • dezznutz says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 7:38 am

    this dude really lookes like a gay pirate
  • sm says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 9:16 am

    just pray 4 the brother, let him see the way out
  • rennn says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    suddenly i have a hankerin’ 4 a double scoop of Supaman ice cream…waffle cone please
  • CoOk!E lOcO says:

    Posted October 20, 2008 at 11:52 pm

    awww, he’s cute but that outfit is UGLY AS FUCK
  • ahmed says:

    Posted October 21, 2008 at 1:07 am

    omg look at duck. i never expected. tis is funny
  • Amber Johnson Head Bitch says:

    Posted October 21, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    A YALL CAN CHILL TALKIN BOUT MY NIGGA FOR YALL INFO HE GOT BOTH THEM COLORS CUZ HE HAD TWO PROM DATES BET YALL CANT DO IT LIKE THAT. HE STILL FINE AS HELL SO WIPE HIM DOWN.
  • DT says:

    Posted October 22, 2008 at 5:51 am

    I’m so glad that we have our first black super hero, ladies and gents meet the Cotton Candy Bandit!!!
  • Dreama says:

    Posted October 22, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    PLAYA PLAYA
  • jessica says:

    Posted October 23, 2008 at 11:23 am

    how dare his easter ass pose
  • Rissa says:

    Posted October 23, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    He’s wearing it well though lol
  • BriaunaChanel says:

    Posted October 23, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    He is sexy so he can pull this tragedy off quite well…
  • alysco2003 says:

    Posted October 24, 2008 at 12:04 am

    This is a fashion NO-NO!
  • alysco2003 says:

    Posted October 24, 2008 at 12:05 am

    What Not To Wear
  • Diana_Prince says:

    Posted October 24, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    omg that is not fly at all. that does look like something Willy Wonka would have on.
  • Just.A.Thought says:

    Posted October 25, 2008 at 7:53 am

    -dies laffin-…-points-..ole’ son of willie dynamite lookin ass nigga!!..-laffz some more-..-wipes tearz-..-sighz-..-thinkz-..hmm
  • Big Poppa says:

    Posted October 26, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    NIGGER LOOKS LIKE METOR MAN
  • NephiJ1985 says:

    Posted October 27, 2008 at 4:03 am

    he is too cute to be dressed like that. I guess he had the right idea as far as the type of suit he has on, but wrong colors.
  • NewOrleansRed says:

    Posted October 29, 2008 at 12:59 am

    I’m speechless.
  • vitoria says:

    Posted October 29, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    he’s cute and color coordinated
  • Sebastan says:

    Posted October 30, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Gay men finally have a super hero. Look with his legs up in the sky, it’s girl, it’s a drag-queen, no it’s Versa-pride dude….LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
  • Nubianempress says:

    Posted October 31, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    As Falv would say:

    WWWWWWoooooooooooooooWWWWWWWW!

  • Tammy says:

    Posted November 1, 2008 at 1:28 am

    he’s really outside
  • Obama believer says:

    Posted November 1, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    He’s fine but that get-up is some bull-shit. I hate homemade ghetto clothes!
  • o_O says:

    Posted November 3, 2008 at 1:09 am

    He’s just keepin it gangsta.
  • red says:

    Posted November 4, 2008 at 6:30 pm

    He looks like an explosion of Now and Laters!
  • Javonne says:

    Posted November 8, 2008 at 3:51 am

    Someboby shoulda told this boy that Prince already played that get-up a long time ago-somewhere in the 80’s
  • blaquebisexualbabe says:

    Posted November 11, 2008 at 3:39 am

    HE IS FUCKING SEXY. HE CAN DO ME ANYDAY but LOSE THAT OUTFIT NIGGA
  • laidie_kisses says:

    Posted November 12, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    Dang… another fine man gone to waste.
  • andre says:

    Posted November 14, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    he looks terrible..
  • Unladylike94 says:

    Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    WHO OR WHAT IS WAITING FOR??
  • Unladylike94 says:

    Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    WHO OR WHAT IS *HE WAITING FOR??
  • Unladylike94 says:

    Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    USHER RAYMOND
  • Aryelle says:

    Posted November 26, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    TYRONE…WHY?????
  • Domineace2Kool says:

    Posted November 27, 2008 at 8:34 am

    “Unladylike94 says:

    Posted November 19, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    USHER RAYMOND”

    LMBAOWROTFx3 I was about to say the very same thing!

  • Jus Disgusted says:

    Posted December 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm

    And they say Norwood Young does not influence people! Tangy freshness.
  • holly l;ady says:

    Posted December 11, 2008 at 2:44 am

    BITCHES HE IS NOT GAY HE HAD 2 PROM DATES THAT Y HE IS WEARING 2 COLORS BITCHES AND HE LOOK GOOD SO STOP CALLING MY BROTHER GAY…………….HEAD ASS
  • mars2penny says:

    Posted December 11, 2008 at 11:43 am

    Tacky home boy, just tacky, tacky. You could have done better.
  • monda says:

    Posted December 14, 2008 at 1:54 am

    Honiie says:

    Posted October 17, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    KILL YOSELF…TWICE!!! LOOK LIKE A PACK OF COTTON CANDY BUBBLICIOUS EXPLODED IN HIS POCKET.

    LMAO

  • Drew says:

    Posted December 14, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    wow
  • drama says:

    Posted December 15, 2008 at 1:56 am

    a face like that can pass with something on like that but child look like a box of fruit loops
  • Kimani2 says:

    Posted December 22, 2008 at 11:10 pm

    He is fine, he gets a pass on the color scheme… He is fine…..um um um
  • BASSAH says:

    Posted December 28, 2008 at 3:04 am

    HURRY HURRY HURRY , STEP RIGHT FOLKS AND SEE THE GHETTO BOZO ,, HE’S COLORFUL, HE’S BRIGHT AND HE’S OH SO GLOWING,, STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS …COST ONE THIN DIME , ONE TENTH OF A DOLLARE , STEP RIGHT UP FOLKS
  • pologirl232 says:

    Posted December 28, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    oh hell naw what the fuck he look a bunch of fruit loops
  • Lady D says:

    Posted December 31, 2008 at 3:05 am

    He’s cute, but um really dude??? I’m mad at the “Look into the distance” serious pose he has going on.
  • ace says:

    Posted January 16, 2009 at 2:08 am

    Cotton Candy Swirl flavor
  • CaliChick says:

    Posted January 17, 2009 at 10:12 am

    THAT NIGGA IS FINE AS HELL! DITCH THE SUIT AND WE CAN TALK! OH AND HE MUST NOT BE FROM CALI WEARING SHIT LIKE THIS!!!!
  • WhyOWhy says:

    Posted January 19, 2009 at 4:28 am

    anotha down south prom pic….i just wanna knoow what was his date wearing?
  • MissK says:

    Posted January 21, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    lol WTF”? I dont know whsts worse the style or color .Uhhhhhhhhhhm I’ll take BOTH for $200 Alex
  • Vonna AKA (His Bestfriend) says:

    Posted February 11, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    Im one of his dates,yep(dates) meaning 2…My bestfriend has on 2 colors becuz one of his dates, had one blue and the other had on pink… but wait why im I explaining myself to 68 haters who looked lik shit on prom whose pictures should be posted on the front page of this website wit they ugly ass. U Fucking lames aint got no life.
  • fuck yall hatas says:

    Posted February 11, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    First of all I have on 2 colors because I had to fuckin prom dates…Judgin by tha shit Ive seen on this site im one of the most sexiest men on this site. tha muthafucka’s thats talkin shit prolly look just ass bad ass the comments they leaving…..Im glad muthafucka’s put up a pic of me it shows me how much pplz really focus there attention on me,…..and for the bitches and nothing ass nigga’s thats callin me gay or wateva you wanna call it all yall can suck ma dick… or betta yet just check me out in the spring catalog for DTLR or maybe even Hollister….Im a fucking model and I get paid to be different…im not mad at all, because any time you can take a different car to school everyday and spend money without a problem I would say ma life is great. now u get yo wait uip….

    p.s. I would type more but hey gotta PLANE TO CATCH!!!!!!!!! GOOFIES

  • Vonna AKA (His Bestfriend) says:

    Posted February 11, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!treated yall goof ass…love u brother..
  • Bless says:

    Posted February 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    dis nigga ain’t no model cas if he was he woulda known dat outfit was some trash! No taste at all, nd come on he aint tha only nigga to eva have two prom dates, so yall please stop loadn dis nigga up!

    P.s. You couldn’t pay me to wear dat shyt!

  • keepit real says:

    Posted February 16, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    IS YOU HOSTING A FUCKIN MAGIC SHOW AGAIN? STILL WORKING FOR THE BLACK CIRCUS.
  • Karmelkiss says:

    Posted February 21, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    If that was all black he wud b soo fine.
  • MZEVERYMANDREAM says:

    Posted February 23, 2009 at 11:59 am

    THAT IS CHRIS BROWN WATING ON RHIAANA, ON AN EPISODE OF HELL DATE.LMAO.
  • Where the hell is my Damn Halo! says:

    Posted February 23, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Casket sharp….what is this, a Blue’s Clue’s character? I hope he ain’t go to no church function with that on!
  • RenKinRaM says:

    Posted February 24, 2009 at 10:31 am

    pmsl @Sha… “gay super hero” hahahaha!!!
  • Oshi says:

    Posted March 2, 2009 at 5:03 am

    Who in the hell, left the gate open???
  • S.e.x.y.1 says:

    Posted March 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    on some real shit i like tha b ut u remind me of a fruity tootie
  • Mr. Mike says:

    Posted March 6, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    MUST BE FROM CHICAGO…….
  • seanjohn says:

    Posted March 9, 2009 at 3:19 am

    im just wondering; for all the ladies on here saying “damn but hes fine”, thats all good but would you roll to the prom with him like this?
  • Hipichik says:

    Posted March 11, 2009 at 8:58 am

    …the clothes do come off seanjohn…
  • Parissa says:

    Posted March 22, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    IT’Z CAPTAIN SAVE A PIMP!!!

    (he is fine though)

  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:36 am

    if you were a model u would know that “to” is actually “two”..as in a number….and “wait” is actually “weight”….oh, wait… Models are dumb…. Well, u got me there… but anyway, pick me up in one of them different “cars” you take everyday,…and wear that outfit too because i will eat every one of them skittles…bleeee dat (Im tryna type in ur language so u cany understand)
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:40 am

    …but if u takin different cars to skool…u should at least know the difference between two homonyms…dont quit ur day job and stick to modelin nigga…cuz u look betta than you type…. don’t try to get all smart on us and wanna sit behind somebody’s desk and do real work…
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:41 am

    but u still fine a fukkk
    *heading over to the hollister website to search for my new addiction*
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:43 am

    in the mean time, ur homework for tonight (u can do it while ur on the plane or after ur modeling gig…lol) is to search for 20 pairs of homonyms and the definitions of each words….we gonna get thru this baby…im prayin for u…i know u got it in u…. i like a man with a mind to match his body…
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:44 am

    but u still fine a fukkk
    *waiting for hollister websire to load…i hate my slow ass pc*
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:47 am

    im kinda upset…i dont see my pimp in shining armor
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:47 am

    *scrolls back up*
    that suit is killing me softly
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:49 am

    who made that shit?!?!?! u didnt wanna upset granny cuz she been knittin that shit for 3 years, ever since u passed the ninth grade…she said it was a blessin because u were in the nith for three years and god musta had to show u sumthin before u sould move ahead…and that was her graduation gift to you
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:51 am

    where did u get those shoes??? were they the inspiration for the outfit…because i cant see u having the suit first and then finding the EXACT color shoes for the outfit…. if that is the case, email me the name of the store where u got the shoes…cuz i got this fire orange and yellow hair i wanna wear but icant until i get the shoes to match
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:52 am

    why cant i get out of this post? why are you holdingme captive? Am I spellbound by the suit? am I mesmorized by the far away look in ur eyes? I dont know…i just dont know nigga
  • Hurricane Katrina says:

    Posted March 27, 2009 at 10:55 am

    scrolls back up*
    ROFLMAO
    i mean gut bustin laffin… i mean tear ya mouf and ya draws off laffin
    whooo! I gotta go… I visit u later my little cornucopia of colors
  • ItzRoroB says:

    Posted April 4, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    Gay as hell. You look like you pimp transgender boys between the ages of 12 and 15.
  • coatssonn says:

    Posted April 15, 2009 at 11:05 am

    Player they wud’nt let U in the clubs in “PHILLY” WIT THAT OUTFIT ON. An the women would probally show U where the day care center is “captain” summmm-unnn.
  • phatcat says:

    Posted April 19, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Back to da future big oh pimp.
  • stillluvem says:

    Posted April 21, 2009 at 2:52 am

    Hey yall he cussed yall out-but when he get thru talking that suit still super duper ugly!
  • the_thug_bible says:

    Posted May 6, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    Definitely fugly but perfectly color-coordinated, all the way down to the kicks.

    Kings I 1:1

    ….and they covered him with clothes, but he begat no heat.

  • BlackBarbie says:

    Posted May 8, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    He is Hella Sexy…
  • its tha truth says:

    Posted June 1, 2009 at 2:09 am

    HE LOOKS NICE AND IT IS TAILORED TO FIT JUST RITE. THE SEAMSTRESS AND TAILOR NEED TO GO INTERNATIONAL
  • MISUNDASTUD2 says:

    Posted July 26, 2009 at 4:44 am

    he look too good to be wearin dat!!
  • WeGotToFoBetter says:

    Posted July 31, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    Worst. Superhero. EVER
  • ThE BaDdeSt BiTCh YhA says:

    Posted August 11, 2009 at 2:28 am

    WTF IS PEOPLE THINK ABOUT WEN THE GO GET THEY PROM GET UP
  • upandatem says:

    Posted August 12, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    Yo, I am at a loss for words. This dude needs to find the closest bridge and jump! Maybe his super trench will save him, maybe NOT!

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