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Somebody get Jermaine...
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He needs to get a better barber and get some dam bass in his voice.
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how the sides looking all nice and wavy and the top looking like a damn brillo pad???
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he looks lik ehe stayed in the tanning bed too long. like ten years…
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to me he’s not a bad looking guy but yea its time for a hair change. and to reddogman; have you heard the rest of their (jackson kids) voices? they’re all high pitch and soft if it were to get deeper it would have a long time ago.
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he looks like nipsey russell when he played the tin man in the wiz.
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Somebody get this man some M•A•C matte,
it’ll cut all that damn shine. -
His shiny,brown face makeup, always reminds me of fresh ,yummy baked goods:P
Why….when I cover up the right side of his face in this pic, he looks like Cos?
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LMAO at rougher….Nipsey Russell? That sh!t is funny. Is it me or is this about a greasy looking nicca?
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I really just wanna know what’s holding those sides down really…he much have that new 2012 JAM before it hits the local hair stores..
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I’m glad you guys got here first. @ haniluvzpink, I covered both sides of his face, one at a time. One side is more wrinkly than the other. And yes, when I covered the right side he did look like Cos. LMAO @ every comment. It wasn’t what I expected, and that made it all funnier.
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Jermaine used to be fine! What happened?
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he looks leathery
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He always reminds me of a shiny california raisin.
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LMAO, He looks a wax project!!
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yo J! you seem like one of tha sanest members of yo clan. But yo, rockin that max-headroom sculpted doo, is wack padner!
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and you all glazed up like a damn honey-baked ham…………………
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Lol!!!! CECE!!
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Please let go and digress from the “black waxy tin man” look!
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I didn’t even c your comment “rougher” before I made mines…………great minds think alike
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He seems like a sweet guy, someone just needs to tell him about his hair, if he cut that top, THAT alone would look sooo much better !Other than that he looks OK to be in his 50’s.
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a little VISENE would’nt hurt either !
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He’s got some bad skin, and he wears make-up to try to hide it, BUT that only ADDS to the problem.
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This nigga’s face look like a damn leather Dooney & Bourke handbag.
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What in da “hair in da cannery” is dis? His shit looks sprayed on and I thought my liquid foundation made me shiny. LMAO @ trin.
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LOL @ all of the above comments; but is that a shy timid expression on his leathery face?
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this nigga here needs to start haning with more men. apparently he tryna be too feminine for my liking. wth is up with all that gel and mousse in his hair? even tho that’s your signature look baby… you nneds to tone it down
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NOW THAT JACKSON THERE IS A GHETTO HOT MESS. IS HE PLAYING IN NEVERELAND WITHOUT MAKE – UP OR IS IT A BAD HAIR & MAKE-UP DAY.
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I don’t know what he puts on his hair/face, but when he was over here on Big Brother, he had to spread a towel over his pillow to sleep…
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Why nyugga look like he made of styrofoam??!!
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Jermaine, I know you still in mourning, but you need to let that style go, whatever the hell it is!…I’m sayin!….he been rocking that shiggity for as long as there have been computers it seems like!
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Jermaine plays more bass than he has in his voice..and his hair looks like a plastic royal crown greasy hot helmet,,pasted on the top of his friggen head like a retarded high pitched voiced jackass sweet crybaby….
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I’m tired of seeing him on TV looking like he sprayed his hair on.
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Helmet Head
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looks like his hair line is air brushed on in the front.
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Jermaine Jackson is like, what? 55 years old? All things considered the guy looks damn good. No doubt he needs to get a new hairstyle. That flat top fade look was the ish back in 1984. But being fair about it I don’t see too many 54 year old dudes in as good a shape as him, overall. Shit even 34 year olds really.
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Googled it. December 11, 1954 so he won’t be be 55 until Dec. Not too shabby.
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his ass looks like KEN BARBIE.. real talk lol
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Looks like this guy’s makeup artist is the shoeshine man at the airport.
That leather face got a nice sheen to it.
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i can’t say nuthin bout jermaine. he still makin that paper
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THE WIZ CAME TO MIND WHEN I SAW THIS PIC!!!!..AATTEEEEEEE,,,,,AATTTEEEEEEE,,,,,AATTEEEEEEE!!!LOL
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his picture look likes it belong in front of a cereal box….
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Yes
Somebody get him for a bunch of reasons!!
Starting with the Hair and Ending with Naming your kid Jermajesty!!
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Let’s get serious! S E R I O U S!
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Dont B Stuck on Stupid All Ur Dam LIfe JerMain reach down and grab HOLD & Move da Fuck ON FOOL!
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No disrespect to Jermaine,but he’s complexion resembles West-Indian fresh baked glazed bun cake, he kinda reminds me of a cartoon caricature too.
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No disrespect to Jermaine,but he’s complexion resembles West-Indian fresh baked glazed buncake
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Complexion of a Jamaican Bun….
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His head looks like he combed grape jelly in it.
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too tanned. to much gel. he look like a high wax figure
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eyes cocked like a pistol
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Ha, dats wut happens wen you cut da top off yo doo-rag… his hair got a nigga rolln 4real. His face look like a wet ass elephant
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HE LOOKS LIKE A PLASTIC VENTRILOQUIST DOLL.
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I love how he takes a mascara brush and gives himself his own fade and line. Man, I’d hate see him if it rained that day.
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HELP!!!!! I’M M E L T I N GGGGG!!!! LOL
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o lawd!!!! dis dude been havin dis same hair style for years!!!!!!!! its time to give it up!!!! well at least he didnt bleach his damn skin… guess we cant ask for to much
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Look like he took black shoe polish to darken his sideburns. Seriously, why is his face soooo damn greasy and hair not light as a feather but stiff as a board?
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damn!!!!!!!!!!! im so glad that im not the only one who thinks his face looks like a melted ken doll.
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jermaine better stop playin wit dat fukn flat top like who still wears flat tops in 2010 . lmao . smack him plz
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WHY THE SIDES LOOK LIKE HE SPARYED HAIR IN A CAN? AND THE TOP IS CRAZY….HE DOES LOOK A LIL WAXY!
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when someone says chiseled features i didnt think they meant this!
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