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23 Comments

  • BlackBarbie says:

    Posted October 15, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    A Hot St.Patrick’s Day Mess!!!!!!!
  • RunAwayChild says:

    Posted October 15, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    LOL @ BlackBarbie.
  • Lorena says:

    Posted October 15, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Is he wearing green contacts too? W.O.W.
  • Katrina says:

    Posted October 15, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    I wonder how many strippers had to donate their string bikinis to make these loud ass outfits. I wonder what kind of batteries it takes.
  • secret82 says:

    Posted October 15, 2009 at 11:44 pm

    so does the pattern change when they turn side to side? dummies…
  • ali says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 12:04 am

    LMFAOOO and the balloons are matching!! smh the need to be lynched
  • DIRTY DADDY says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 12:09 am

    SO THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GRANNYS SHOWER CURTAINS.
  • J'nel says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 1:01 am

    at least that left over birthday wrapping paper did not have to go to waste
  • Veritas says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 1:45 am

    It’s all good, hatas!
  • andretee says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 3:11 am

    give dat igga a top hat, cane and sum tap dance shoes, cuz he lookin like he bout to perform in river dance
  • Breezy#1 says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 10:01 am

    @ Katrina,……To answer you question,( what size batteries ? )..TWO DOUBLE NEGATIVES !!
  • Greenbutterfly says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 10:01 am

    So ya’ll decided to go as Sprite and 7-UP, huh?…lololol

    WTF..Is the dude in the background (blue) pants unzipped?

  • jannieboo66 says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 10:37 am

    NO WONDER I CANT FIND ANY DAYUM LIMES IN THE STORE. ALL THESE MOFO’ERS ON THIS SITE DONE MADE OUTFITS OUT OF EM.
  • Str8NuLive says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    ROTFLMAO @ Greenbutterfly…..I saw that too….unzipped? That’s a pair of hospital scrubs (modified)….lol
    Now my eyes hurt from that shiny shit and the ding-dong flasher….ROTFLOL…
    I love HGM!!!!
  • GhettoProfessor says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    I don’t think the outfits look that bad, especially considering their obvious youth, and juxtaposing the pic with their “competition” on this site. Garish eye makeup can be removed, and clothing can be taken off and relegated to “back of the closet” status, leaving these two with only memories and the occasional embarrassed resignation that comes with a revisiting of the photo album years and even decades from now. My only real problem is with the glaring permanence of the ghettoesque tattoo on the bicep of the young lady in question. Yes. This is what its going to look like from now on, whenever you try and have an elegant night out, wearing a strapless or otherwise arm-baring evening gown. Get used to it.
  • reddogman says:

    Posted October 16, 2009 at 2:13 pm

    @GhettoProfessor! Your the real deal brotha. Preach on. I agree with you whole heartedly.
  • BLUE LACE PANTIES says:

    Posted October 17, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    ST. PATRICKS DAY! DO YA’LL REMEMBER THE GREEN HORNET? LOL
  • Rasheeda . says:

    Posted October 18, 2009 at 2:36 am

    Baby Boy is Fine!
  • Ragga Benz says:

    Posted October 18, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    J’nel, I was thinking the same thing!……..they look like they jacked somebody’s leftover birthday wrappin paper to make them outfits!…them shyts making me want some Green Hawaiian punch like a mug!….that shiggity is good!…ole girl got a nice body though, I can look past that Kiwi berry outfit and commence to smashin that booty!
  • Superstar says:

    Posted October 19, 2009 at 2:05 am

    they look like they belong on an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
  • Ray says:

    Posted October 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Yeah, I’m with Ghettoprofessor. Coulda’ been way, waaaaay more ghetto than this. The only thing bad is the colors. And yep, that ghetto ass tattoo.
  • LMAO says:

    Posted October 22, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    can you please turn your outfit down
  • Neuvo says:

    Posted October 26, 2009 at 11:31 pm

    Aside from the choice of color, makeup and tattoo, I think they look great. the young lady has a nice figure and the gentleman is handsome and rather mannerly in his presence escorting her. This is far grander than some of the other out-landish material I have seen on this site. They make the cut with the choice of colors and high fashion outfit they are wearing. it is worth the laughs they will have years from now.

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