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  • katrina says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    …hold the hell on…..it look like his asscrack ate his nutsack. Is that a bullet wound on his chest? I know he don’t think this shyt is any type of sexy.
  • LondonBridges says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    So is this picture trying to turn women on? He has turned us all way off way way way off I dnt whats worse the speedo with the socks or ashy ass knee caps!
  • ella says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    what unlucky lady opened up a text message and saw that bullshit? No man looks sexy in a satin thong.
  • Bclark2020 says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Blue thong, white socks, bullet holes
    if all that ain’t a turn off I don’t no what is .
  • Dr. A. Creech MD. says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    The sex change is nearly complete!
  • sexyAquarius says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    this is a shame, who son or dad is this? he needs his ass kick!
  • RunAwayChild says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Yes Dr. Creech I agree, but there have been a few unforeseen complications: After removal of the subjects penis, he would like to have it surgically implanted into his own ass. He said not to worry about the hairline, all the women in his family have receding hairlines. Facial hair should remain as well. Oh, and he wants his damn nut sacks back
  • BlackBarbie says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    what part of tha GAME is this ;-0
  • kiashanae says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    This pic is wrong on so many levels.
  • sUssY QuE says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    I JUST DONT GET IT????? HE REALLY TRIED TO POSE FOR THIS HOTTROSSHESS AZZ PIC!!!!
  • pynklyzurd14 says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    No thanks buddy. I’ll pass.
  • luvvieboo says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 6:46 pm

    How in the hell u gonna pose in a thong with some socks on? He need his azz whooped, looking like an under the bridge troll.
  • trin says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    Lol@bbarbie!

    Smh. Damn sonn, u done gone and made a lot of smurfs sad.

    I hate blueberries now.

  • trin says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    I’m sorry but that shyt look like the corner of a satin pillow.
  • Lei Lei says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    U mursty nigga. ughh
  • Breezy#1 says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 10:57 pm

    OOOOOOHHHH Yeaahh baby, leave yo socks on, put MY pannys on BACKWARDS ! pull’em waaayy up in yo front crack, then put the bowling ball behind yo head, SHOOT, IF THIS AINT SEXY, IONO WHAT IS !!
  • Soft N Squishy says:

    Posted July 4, 2009 at 11:01 pm

    I know this nigga stanks!
  • Ragga Benz says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 12:46 am

    Bwaaaaahahahaha……..boy you need to stop!….. why your shiggity look like somebody done cinched the hell outta them pillowcase thongs, and pinched you nutz up through yo guts, then they took an air hose, and started to reinflate them dang thongs!……..I have a sudden urge to use a sharp object and poke the hell outta them drawz and send his azz deflating across the room like a balloon!
  • Ms.Rayyah says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 1:01 am

    why do men do this if you aint got enough penis to fill the sack dont up that shit on you know the shit dont fit you.
  • janetboo says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 1:16 am

    I dont no bout yall but I think dis nigga FINE AS HELL!!! I wouldnt mind suckin on dat for a while… Imma get mines.
  • juicy says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • msprimrose says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 8:47 am

    YUCK! NO THANKS
  • nocomment says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 10:51 am

    he looks real serious about this pose. me no likey!
  • andretee says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    man……..yall got me rollin on da floor…………..go head boy and clap yo tittes for tha ladies………jus make em clap……….is this a amaphrodite?
  • candy carter says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Nigga where is your nutsack playin hide n seek nothing is sexy about this pic you look on the sweet side. Socks are not the business that girl with no ass crack would’nt even holla at you
  • MS.SUEZ says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    im so not turned on …………makes me wanna just hide my own panties b4 this dude steals them & um if im not blind he’s missing a few jewels….yuck!!
  • Dr. A. Creech MD. says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Dad, is that you!!!
  • coogi416 says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 3:30 pm

    THIS NIGGA WILDIN
  • haniluvzpink says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    I thought he had a ‘gina!
    Now…why does he have a bowling ball behind him on the couch? Not safe. And what is he tryna do with those two weights off to the side?
    And I bet that is a porn tape to the right of the bowling ball!
    It looks like one side of his chest had a stroke!
    He isn’t that bad looking in the face,though.
    A cross between Brian McKnight, and Martin.
  • C(HERO)KEEZ08 says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    Lol his facial expression says “you know you want this!”

    My reaction is “sa-CUR-ity!”

  • mstrace says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 6:48 pm

    omg,omg,omg!!!!this is sooooo hilarious, yall got me crakin tha hell up on tha floor…. lmao @haniluvzpink ~one side of his chest had a stroke~ what is ths dude thinkin??? stll lmao!!
  • onyx1 says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    Ha ha ha! I feel sorry for the chick he took this pix for. This ia what happens when women don’t tell men the truth in their relationships. His woman probably told him he looked good in those thongs.
  • fatabulousN says:

    Posted July 5, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    I feel so sorry for the chick who took this picture. I know her eyes are hurting and her camera’s broke, for real. Jesus, I’m going to go and get a hard drink. This just made me so sad.
  • endyvicious says:

    Posted July 6, 2009 at 3:19 am

    if i saw this creature sittin on my couch…id run.

    he dosent even fill up the g-string…sad.

  • trin says:

    Posted July 6, 2009 at 8:25 am

    There are vaginas…dude got a man-gina.

    Still sad a week later. Smh

  • Goldy's Girl says:

    Posted July 6, 2009 at 9:50 am

    Talkin about is that a bullet wound on his chest….is that a bullet in his underwear?
  • GEEMAC says:

    Posted July 6, 2009 at 10:17 am

    He cant possibly be serious there are so many things wrong with this.
  • yal sick says:

    Posted July 6, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    dis is just a hot ass mess for real…he has the body of a drunk-face of a crack head-knees of a powder-and a dick that i think just turned me lesbian…im so about to throw up off this one. and got da nerve to have his sour smelln ass laid up on some one sofa…knowing he still liv in his parents basement…eww bout to throw da fukk up
  • Ms.Miyyah says:

    Posted July 6, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    u kno his girl somewhere lookin for her head wrap. get ur funky ass off ur mom’s couch.
  • pleasure says:

    Posted July 7, 2009 at 8:42 am

    Thats just wrong on so many levels.
  • reddogman says:

    Posted July 7, 2009 at 10:45 am

    It looks like homeboy chillin at his house watching the WWE and someone fucked over him by takin a pic and postin it on the net.
  • Shawn Bunny says:

    Posted July 7, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Boy take that otha’ sock out them nasty ass drawers. fat basterd!!
  • Mallory says:

    Posted July 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    That’s a nasty ass, make me wanna throw up on my keyboard, pic.
  • RED BONE..EY says:

    Posted July 7, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    NOW THATS NASTY AS HELL..
  • CaliChick says:

    Posted July 7, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    WHY IS THIS DUDE SITTING UP HERE IN A THONG THATS PUSHED ALL UP IN HIS ASS?? AND IM SORRY BUT HE OBVIOUSLY SENT THIS PIC TO ANOTHER MAN!!
  • Hipichik says:

    Posted July 7, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    I’m crying, belly hurtin’…y’all are too funny!
  • Mannew says:

    Posted July 7, 2009 at 9:34 pm

    …let this be a lesson to you kids out there:

    “Friends don’t let friends take dumb-ass photos”

    “Now You know…”

    “…and knowing is half the battle!”

    “G.I.Joe!!!!! A real American Hero!

  • LMAO says:

    Posted July 8, 2009 at 12:22 am

    holy velvet jones batman! This is beyond wrong!!!
  • shon says:

    Posted July 8, 2009 at 4:34 am

    careful ladies you could get syphillis staring at this nasty mofo too long.
  • I appologize.....Sike!!!!! says:

    Posted July 8, 2009 at 11:23 am

    What in the moist crusty vagisill powder hell is this? He looks like a good candidate for a summer’s eve douche makeover. I’m mad that his thong completely disappeared in his azzcrack… Now which one of you is bold enough to go in and get it out????
  • curious,,,, says:

    Posted July 8, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    @ REDDOG MAN SOMEONE SAID THAT THIS IS YOUR BOYFRIEND…LOL..FAGGOT BITCH..
  • Mannew says:

    Posted July 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    “…Larry Miller,of West Memphis,AK., was heart broken as he watched the Memorial Service for Micheal Jackson. He was especially moved by the grace and class of the Jackson Sisters. With that in mind,he KNEW he had to do something. Therefore,he decided to take a sexy picture of himself,and e-mail it to Janet Jackson’s MySpace page… Sadly for Larry,he was arrested the following day,by the FBI,for transmitting pornagrapic images over the internet…”
  • Ryme says:

    Posted July 9, 2009 at 2:52 am

    *********** N U T Z ***********
  • andre tee says:

    Posted July 10, 2009 at 5:06 am

    deez……………nutz…………….
  • TheRealMrsEdwards says:

    Posted July 11, 2009 at 11:23 am

    LMAO @ Mannew, that’s some funny shit.
  • Nesha Swaggs says:

    Posted July 11, 2009 at 3:25 pm

    :SOMEBODY PLEASE
    :TELL HIM TO
    :GO TO HELL
    :CUZ HE DOESN’T
    :BELONG HERE ON EARTH
  • Moka Blu says:

    Posted July 12, 2009 at 8:10 am

    NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Not interested in seeing te crack of his a## and that tweed couch looks hot as hell (hot as in making him sweaty or something)
  • Libra says:

    Posted July 12, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    @CaliChick….yeah I agree. I think this was sent to another man. What woman would want to look at taint cleavage?
  • dewaxman says:

    Posted July 16, 2009 at 10:04 am

    i have no idea if he was tryin to intice women or men but my dog just ran out the house. if i could find u i would make up a charge to arrest u for. maybe cell block d would think u sexy. i know there has to be a law somewhere against this either legal of moral.
  • Sam says:

    Posted July 16, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    Disturbing
  • Freckles says:

    Posted July 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Mr…please put a robe, house coat, blanket or somethin on…dayum. You is not fresh!!!!
  • Lady J says:

    Posted July 18, 2009 at 8:26 pm

    Im hella mad at the satin drwas!!!! and the man boobs and the ashy knee-caps and the way them draws are in his ass like thongs…..damn!
  • Mannew says:

    Posted July 21, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    To TheRealMrsEdwards: Thank you liking my brand of humor(i.e. google the following: Gary Larson The Far Side).
  • Tasha says:

    Posted July 22, 2009 at 12:57 am

    If you don’t get your ass off the internet!
  • Greenbutterfly says:

    Posted July 22, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Hold on….i just threw up…..he needs to stop playing and go to work somewhere.
  • aquanep says:

    Posted July 25, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    As I look at this picture, my eyes keep travelling to the lotion I have on my dresser, but I keep thinking that Mr. Brown would be proud of him. Also, I think he’d better put some clothes on before grammama come home and whoop his ass about being half naked on her couch. Lastly, this is Boo. He sent this picture to his life partner, Bubba, who happens to be in jail. This picture is a setup to get Bubba nice and hot for the conjugal visit coming up in a week. Hope all goes well, Boo!
  • No freewill:::Selected and groomed for exploitation. says:

    Posted July 27, 2009 at 11:17 am

    No freewill:::I was selected and groomed for exploitation and use by the Gods to promote evil (temptation).

    The voice you hear in your head is the power of the Gods. It’s a remote technology, like a computer, perhaps functioning on some frequency, and it can listen and talk to everyone in the universe simultaneously.
    What the Gods taught the children was the truth:::God is everywhere, and as you will learn:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good.
    It is a tool, and the Gods use their tools to test people with temptation:::It will role-play people in your life:::Parents, friends, spouses, and employers in an attempt to corrupt people. Ionically, it does the very same thing to those people whom you think you’re hearing, except in that individual’s unique way:::We are all managed by the God’s technology.
    But this “agent of the Gods” can do more than just communicate. It can force thoughts into people’s heads, force behaviors onto their bodies. It can turn healthy cells in your body into cancerous cells. It is absolute power. And this is just the beginning.

    The Gods favor the children most among all the people due to their innocence and purity. But society and the God’s tools therein corrupt the children at a progressively younger age, yet another clue illustrating we live in a constantly deteriorating environment.
    Children who fix their problems with the Gods accend into heaven. Adults enter clone hosting. The gods sell them as one in the same, but one is good while the other is evil.
    And their corruption will cost the disfavored, for they will be reincarnated as a lesser life form into an ever deteriorating world, sucess becoming ever more alluding with each passing life.
    The hole they’ve dug for themselves is even deeper than the one that existed from their prior lives, ensuring it will take even more time and work to fix their problems with the Gods. And for many of us there may not be enough time left.

    Ours is an envionment where evil is perceived to be rewarded while good is punished. As with everything the Gods have a reason for creating this perception::::
    People who fall on the good side of the good/evil scale have more favor, and when they do something wrong the Gods punish them BECAUSE THEY WANT THEM TO LEARN. The Gods want them to receive this feedback in hope they make corrections and begin to behave appropriately. The Gods DON’T like evil and refuse to grant this feedback.
    EVERYBODY pays for what they do wrong, only evil people must wait until their next life before they will experience the wrath of the Gods, manifested in their placement as a lower form of life into environments with increased/enhanced temptations.
    Sadly, this allows the Gods to position this perception of evil rewarded as temptation, one which they use as an EXTREMELY effective corruptor.

    The Gods send the clue that the Jews are HIGHLY corruptable with the movie “The Ten Commandments”.
    Jesus was the “King of the Jews”. Typical for the disfavored, once goals were achieved and sufficient damage was incurred the Gods allowed it to end, and the Jews killed him.
    Some of our society’s values are a reflection of the God’s:::Punitive and reward based. Contrary to Jesus’s teaching’s you will NOT be forgiven and you have to earn your way into heaven:::::As we learned from religious/morality education during our formitable years:::If you want to go to heaven you have to be good. The only savior that will exist in our lives is ourselves.
    As like so many of you, Jesus did everything the Gods tempted him with. His legacy of whorism is the legacy inherited from his parents:::Mary was no virgin. Rather, she was a prostitute, and when he grew up Jesus met someone like dear ‘ole mom. This is a cruel joke the Gods play on Latinos, similar to the rape and subsequent “missionary work” by the Spanish. And it is because of their disfavor.
    Baptism does not allieviate “original sin”. Rather, baptism PLACES original sin by indoctrinating these children into this evil religion, much like circumcision was a method to inflict early damage/mutilation and make accention just that much more difficult, another hurdle one must overcome, and yet another clue we live in a constantly deteriorating environment.
    This is just another example of “reverse positioning” which the Gods have so frequently integrated into Planet Earth’s history::::The Second Coming of Christ is evil while the Anti-Christ will try to save Planet Earth by reinstituting so many of mankind’s past norms and mores which made life decent, looking like a facist, the “bad guy” in this modern era of indecency.

    No matter what they say, no matter what you hear the Gods WILL enforce their Italian/mafia positioning.
    The only difference is their grandfathers carried automatic weapons.
    The Gods created the perception “Italians are stupid.”, ensuring a slow learning curve, to justify using them to accomplish goals throughout the transitional 20th century.
    Everyone who failed to accend and remained on Earth past a certain date will be forced to deal with this positioning::::A ceiling is in place.
    This serves the God’s goal of minimizing the percentage of potential candidates as society deteriorates, much as “instant gratification” did beginning in the 80s:::It will take multiple lives for some disfavored to fix their relationship with the Gods and accend, and many have been conditioned not to have the patience for it.

    Whether behavior is involuntary or based on freewill depends on one’s level of disfavor, as well as other complex factors:::::May I remind you about the coercitive envionment the Gods created in the 20th century, specifically to create a temptation that few Italians (or their associates) would overcome:::”We’re in control. If you want to be a part of it you’ll do what you’re told.”. Early-mid 20th entury positioning was infallible.
    What about black people??? Consistant with Planet Reverse Positioning, in Africa blacks are being punished with AIDS for their sexual promiscuity in hope they learn and correct their behavior.
    Both Africa and the Medittereanean are regions which have sexual issues. This is a sign of morbid disfavor once you understand that females are the God’s favored gender. Muhammad’s (Mohammed’s) polygamy halfway throught his life as a prophet was preditory. Now a huge percentage of Muslims believes in male superiority and that the abuse of women is God’s will. Female genital mutilation is still practiced in Africa. Black misogyny is the most eggregious example in the recent past.
    Vailing is tradition for some, practical for others, one which aids in the men’s self control among some cultures.
    The patriarchal cancer spread throughout Europe because of Christianity, of which the majority of policy makers were Italian men.

    Militancy in Africa is consistant with the Iraqi example, as was slavery and the KKK here in America:::Fear enforces proper behavior. Without it we see what happens as a result of gross/morbid disfavor:::::AIDS, crack babies, dead young men in gangland retaliation killings.
    The same principle was true in Europe and throughout the world for centuries:::People whom lived under iron fists were conditioned to think the right way. As a result they experienced higher numbers of children accend into heaven because they thought and behaved appropriately. This preditory envionment of “freedom” was always a primary purpose the Gods had when implimenting this strategy that is the United States, one which they used to spred the cancer of democracy and westernization throughout the world.

    “The Chosen People” – Africa. Italians HATE Africans because of their invasion/rape of Southern Italy. The Gods did this SPECIFICALLY to strategically position their 20th century goals:::
    The Gods have used the ghettos of America as a dumping ground. This may be temporary/cyclical, illustrated by the Italians who parlayed their own civil war into the Black Wars of the 80s and 90s, in addition to the “thug life”/gangster state of mind.
    Ironically, it was these same Italians and their cooperating associates who were reincarnated into the ghetto as crack babies and gangster thugs for this event.
    There is justice in the universe.
    Of course it may be more of a permanant change, indicated by the enhanced temptations in these neighborhoods, for the Gods have created an enviornmet so riddled with temptation few can escape/overcome.

    The Holocaust was a clue the Gods utilize scapegoatting as a strategy.
    Why did the Gods punish the Jews with the Holocaust? Was it for the destruction of cultures which Christianity caused? Perhaps they corruptted the Jews “after the fact”, telling 19th/early 20th century Jews that Jesus “earned” for the Jews by preying upon the Europeans and other cultures which the missionaries destroyed? The German destruction of European churches/cathederals during WWII is a clue. Note::::Although an Axis power, the Gods wanted to keep the Catholic stronghold in Italy, ensuring they could use this tool against them for many years to come.
    Planet Reverse Positioning.
    Similar to the United States, recently illustrated by the deposition of Saddam Hussein, the Jews are preditors. Much with the Jesus event, the Gods use the disfavored to prey on each other::::The Germans fell for this temptation by following the preditor/corruptors-Austrians (Hitler).
    The Gods send many clues suggesting the great favor of the Germans (regionally). I suspect the Holocaust was used to “level the playing field” in Europe, for the Germans had far too much favor to be included in the agenda planned for their neighbors otherwise. I think the Cold War’s Berlin Wall dividing Germany into east and west was a clue suggesting this.

    Even the Old Testiment is not to be taken literally, but the Gods do offer clues throughout to help the disfavored:::The apple is a tool of temptation used to corrupt Adam and Eve and cast them out of the Garden of Eden.
    There is another lesson to be learned from this passage, and it is quite similar to the vailing issue and the discourse over women’s attire which ultimately died in the 70s:::Women are responsible for and control the fate of mankind.
    The masculinization of women experienced in the last few decades should cause despondancy and desperation:::It illustrates the deterioration of mankind’s collective favor and is a clue the Gods are preparing for some event.

    Think about what I say. Consider what I teach.
    When I am no longer here or no longer teach the Gods ARE NOT going to share with you.
    Even if you doubt now you need to remember the principles that I teach because the Gods ARE NOT going to be generous with the disfavored. Society is going to become disturbingly ugly as we approach the Apocalypse due to spiralling, runaway disfavor, and you are going to be on your own.
    I do not know when this will occurr, but it is the God’s way to grant some time after this event before they end on Planet Earth.
    Make the decision to always be good and never look back. Until you do this technology will employ tactics to test your resolve:::Ridicule, beligerance, doubt and refusal to abandon what people perceive to be their “investment”.
    Pray daily. Think appropriately. Too many are confident, unaware of the God’s awesome powers or their status as antients. Others may fall prey to their positioning.
    Be humbled, God-fearing and beware of the God’s temptations, for everyone is tested to evaluate their worthiness.

  • TXAngel25 says:

    Posted July 27, 2009 at 10:48 pm

    Lord if you only answer one prayer today, please help him.
  • Maru-chan says:

    Posted July 30, 2009 at 4:05 am

    aww man, somebody needs to check they daddy for puttin himself on blast like that LMAO >.<
  • R DEEZY says:

    Posted July 31, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    WTF
    HE LOOKS LIKE A BOOTLEG BIG BOI FROM OUTKAST!!
  • mzdarknluvly_67 says:

    Posted August 9, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    THIS PICTURE JUST GAVE ME AN UPSET STOMACH
  • ruff-rugged-n-raw says:

    Posted August 22, 2009 at 8:36 am

    *in my Barry White voice sho ya right.

    Yeah ladies, it’s time.
    I got the slow jams playing,some Wild Irish Rose chilling in the cooler and I made ya favorite dish Pok Chops and Pork Flavored Rice a Roni. and desert is me with that can of whipped cream on the table.
    Now come on over here and get some of what Big Daddy is giving.

    Slow down and be gentle run the gunshot wound baby….

  • foxxyvee7 says:

    Posted October 15, 2009 at 9:08 pm

    WHAT THE HELL IS THIS MESS,EVEN IF WE WERE THE LAST 2 PEOPLE ON THE PLANET,WE WOULD STILL BE THE THE LAST 2……….
  • EKANE31 says:

    Posted May 29, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    COUNT DOWN TO VOMITING 5…4…3…2…1 BLAST OFF!

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